PHOTO BY JESSE O'BRIAN.
DJ KAOS WEARS THE 'BLEND SHIRT' AND 'WAY KOOL' SUNGLASSES, AVAILABLE HERE.
WHAT SUNGLASSES ARE YOU WEARING AT THE MOMENT?
SABRE HEARTBREAKERS
HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE YOUR STYLE?
GOOD TIMES
MOST EXOTIC PLACE YOU HAVE DJ'ED?
A NUDE BEACH PARTY IN CAPRI, ITALY - "FOR GUYS" (I AM NOT GAY BUT GOT BOOKED BY THIS HUGE DESIGNER FOR A CRUISE ON A YACHT, SICK.)
WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST SONG SOMEONE HAS REQUESTED?
I ALWAYS GET ASKED THIS QUESTION I CAN'T REMEMBER... SORRY
HAVE YOU EVER MISSED A DJ GIG? AND WHY?
YEAH A COUPLE, PROBABLY A CERTAIN CHEMICAL IN MY BODY AND BAILED LIKE LAST SUNDAY IN SYDNEY.
1 - NAME OF RETAILER
1ST PRODUCT
2 - RETAILER LOCATION
TROUBADOUR RETAIL CENTRE, SHOP 1 673-675 GLENFERRIE ROAD HAWTHORN VIC 3122
3 - RETAILER WEBSITE
COMING SOON
4 - NAME OF INTERVIEWEE
NICK ANGEL
5 - WHAT SABRE STYLE DEFINES YOU, AND WHY?
NO CONTROL, HAVE LOVED THIS STYLE OF EYEWEAR SINCE THE 80'S
6 - BEST SALES LINE USED TO SELL SABRE?
DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
7 - THIEVES, DO YOU CALL THE COPS OR PARENTS?
NEITHER, WE SOLVE THE PROBLEM ON THE SPOT WITH A 'GENTLE' NUDGE TO REMIND THEM NOT TO DO IT AGAIN AND NEVER RETURN
8 - FAVORITE YOUTUBE CLIP?
9 - WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN A NINJA TURTLE AND A POWER RANGER?
POWER RANGER... IT IS INSULTING TO EVEN ASK, NINJA TURTLES ARE PUSSY'S
10 - LAST WORD, VERBAL VOMIT FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO SPILL YOUR GUTS...
WEAR SABRE OR F#@K OFF
1. RETAILER OF THE MONTH
MURDOK
2. RETAILER LOCATION
4/ 22 DARLEY RD, MANLY. NSW
3. RETAILER WEBSITE
4. NAME OF INTERVIEWEE
BEN STACEY - OWNER
5. WHICH SABRE STYLE DEFINES YOU, AND WHY?
THE OUTSIDER IN MATT BLACK METAL BECAUSE I'M SUCH A LONER. I MISSED ALL MY FRIENDS 18'S AND 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTIES BECAUSE I PREFERRED TO GO SKATEBOARDING AT NIGHT BY MYSELF. I CONTINUE TO DO THE SAME BUT IN PLACE OF THE SKATIE OF A SHOP. IN BLACK METAL BECAUSE I DIG ON ALOT OF DARK MUSIC FROM METAL, PUNK, DARK ELECTRONICA AND BREAKBEATS
6. BEST SALES LINE USED TO SELL SABRE
I SOLD A PAIR OF THESE TO M.I.A LAST WEEK
7. THIEVES, DO YOU CALL THE COPS OR PARENTS?
NA, I CHASE EM DOWN MYSELF. I LOVE A GOOD CHASE! IT'S WHY THE BEASTIE BOYS 'SABOTAGE' FILM CLIP IS WITHIN MY TOP 5 FAVOURITE CLIPS OF ALL TIME. WHEN ELSE DO YOU GET TO PLAY CHASEY IN YOUR 30'S
8. FAVORITE YOUTUBE CLIP
9. WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN A NINJA TURTLE AND A POWER RANGER?
NINJA TURTLES. BECAUSE THEY'RE MORE OLD SKOOL AND OLD GUYS RULE APPARENTLY
10. LAST WORDS, VERBAL VOMIT, JUST TO SPILL YOUR GUTS...
MURDOK IS A SPACE ROCK FOUND ON PLANET MALFUNSTIONA JUST 78,000,000 KMS SOUTH OF YORANUS. FOR REAL MAN... FOR REAL!
